Words don't do this justice.

Hello.

Back from the brink of insanity to post something half decent.



OK, not decent at all, but I'm on a roll! Someone also sent me this link!



Just throwing it out there, but I think the wonderful Betty might be miming.

Mentski.co.uk, your one stop shop for Betty Boo obsessives and bad Street Fighter stuff!

Free the Cheltenham One

2 things to mention about the town I live in.

1) This town is not posh. Not in the slightest. Aways the opening line in a comedians act when they come to Cheltenham.

The truth is more than 80% of the people in Cheltenham are utter scum. Either Chav-Like scum (which the town is notorious for), or that kind of middle-class scum who get all the benefits of being slightly better off, only to be a cunt to everyone else, whilst having delusions of grandeur and ironically giving outsiders to the town the idea that everyone who lives here is posh.

2) If i get one more person ask me who if I knew who the TV Links guy was, I'll punch them. Because I don't, but I am curious.

Shame on FACT for taking out the linkers and not the companies actively hosting the files, though.

I guess money IS power, right, Google?

Special Day.

Bring out cake.

Mentski is Ten.

HAPPY BURT DAY TOO MEE.
HAPPY BURT DAY TOO MEE.
HAPPY BURT DAY IN THE CONSERVATORY WITH A LEAD PIPE,
HAPPY BURT DAY TOO MEEEEE.

Content stealing update of the day!

In a feat of content plagiarism only rivaled by Kotaku, Here is a picture, stolen off UK:R, of some German bint cosplaying Ulala, and her "mates", one of which looks like she's just been dropped off from the special bus.

But we're not going to talk about them. Oh no. because behind them is the WORST RYU, EVER.

• WRONG COLOUR HAIR.
• SLEEVES TOO LONG.
• FAR TOO WHITE.
• FAR TOO SKINNY.
• WEARING SHOES.
  

On the bright side, HAT... HAT!

2 points!

Street Fighter 4 announced. Internet breaks.

The trailer (Which I'm guessing will be on capcomunity.com after they've replaced the hamster), appears to be some very interestingly rendered CGI, hopefully not reminiscent of the game engine in any way. Because we all know 3D fighters are a load of old cock.

Celebratory wank on hold until more info is gathered.

HURRY

HORSE

MURRAY

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Another Advance Warning.

On the other hand, I might not do a thing.

It's all about how I feel at the time, man!

Advance Warning.

I may type something mildly amusing sometime tomorrow.

PGR4 being just like PGR3 non shocka.

After a bunch of badly encoded videos touting how much of a graphical "Step up" Project Gotham Racing is over its predecessor, I can now categorically state after seeing the demo, it's EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.

(except for some very poorly simulated water droplets, by the way of just putting another couple of maps over the model)

Bizarre aren't to blame for this however. Not really. They are just doing the same shit they've been doing since MSR. So who, or more importantly what, is?

Hi-Def Television, peoples.

You see, back when we were all playing games through crappy analogue signals through ancient cathode ray tubes, they were like some magical window, distorting the output enough to make Pac-Man look round instead of the mass of squares above, and the minuscule incremental graphical updates of the last generation look like quantum leaps.

But now, with consoles outputting high def signals on high def screens in pixel for pixel clarity, you're going to notice how little really changes from update to update.

NOT FUCKING MUCH.

"But! Graphics aren't everything, Mentuss! It's the gameplay that counts!"

Yes. That's absolutely fucking right! But tell that to the cunts making games these days, because all I'm seeing is pointless gimmicky game modes suited to idiots that will mark out for anything, that get old and stale in 10 minutes flat.

Instead of intricate and involved gameplay dynamics which grow with you.

I was really hoping the downloadable market was going to be the place for that, Sadly, Wii Shop, XBLA, and PS Marketplace seem to be saturated with old emulated games instead of new material using the pick up and play arcade simplicity of those old games as a template. And because the idiots lap up all the emulated nostalgia (only to get bored in less than a week, shouting for the next title they've already played millions of times), New, original software gets either ignored or totally misunderstood (Space Giraffe: Case in point).

THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING
THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING

Stupid Fucking Customers shot dead outside Samuel L Jackson's house.

Oh dear, It seems our comrades at Stupid Fucking Customers have disappeared!

Why? Who knows. Maybe Talk Talk's legal department had "words" with blogger and took them down in a bad way.

I wouldn't be suprised... Talk Talk are fucking shit. As are their parent company, the Carphone Warehouse. I know someone who works in a local branch, he's a bit of a tit.

(And Charles Dunstone has a monkeys name.)

Or maybe their fat yacht buying boss found out.

Or maybe they got bored.

If they'd like to give reason in this here comments section go right ahead, especially if theres naughty shenanigans involved.