Charity Mugger Update!

This one I call The Ladies Man/The Babysnatcher.

In the 10 minutes I spent watching him "work", the only people he harrased were women, 90% of which were pushing prams. Why did he believe a new mother would waste 10 quid a month on Oxfam (thats if the payments continue long enough for Oxfam to actually SEE any of the money), when they need every penny they have for nappies and shit?

Virtually every single person blanked him. Even the ones that stopped in this picture don't look that keen.

One even said fuck off! Good on em!

And the "If you don't know what the specifications of a console actually mean, don't embarrass yourself when you are advertising it" Reward goes to...

HMV! With this lovely little mini-posterette for the Xbox 360 Elite!



Yes, very powerful, them hard drives.

Have you been hanging out with the marketing execs of Sega, circa 1991 by any chance?

I do not copy people.

Here is some excellent, completely original material of mine, just to prove Phorenzik wrong that I don't just rip off his ideas. Or anyone elses, for that matter.


Here is a little character design I made. I call him "The Bourbon Biscuit of Destiny, Fate (and other shit like that)"

And here is a video I made that certainly doesn't rip off any little skit Chris Evans did on TFI Friday about 10 years ago.

I hope this clears up any and all claims, and proves that I am not a thieving unoriginal cunt. Thank you for your time!

SPACE GIRAFFE - 4 WORD REVIEW

SCARY J ALLARD FACE

10/10

Seriously, If you don't download this game for 400 points, I will simultaneously appear at all your houses and punch you in the face. It's that good.

Oh, and Sensi appears to have turned up on XBLA without anyone even mentioning it, If you're into that type of thing.

Edit: OK, Sensi ISN'T out. They just put a fucking trailer in the XBLA download section to confuse. MS, You sicken me.

Pukka Pies - Interpreting the language of love through pastry based baked goods.

My local chip shop has recently changed management. I used to be very friendly with the people that used to run the place, and I have a lot of childhood memories playing the old arcade cabinet that was there through the 80's to the mid 1990's. But times change.

So these new owners. A bit weird, they are. In fact, the bloke behind the counter could almost be described as "socially awkward", which is a trait that could be considered quite a disadvantage when serving people. I mean, I fully admit I have a shitload of flaws when it comes to matters of communicating with people face to face, and that's why I'd NEVER consider working in retail, but this guy... Takes the cake. Or Pie.

Which leads me to the main subject of this post. Pies!

One of the things this new ownership have done is introduce a whole shitload of the tackiest point of sale crap I've ever seen, for "Pukka Pies". I'm really not sure how POS material is supposed to work in a fast food environment, and I don't think Pukka Pies do either. It's like someone told them the old adage, "sex sells", and they kind of ran with it. Where? Well, lets have a look.

Poster 1: The First Date!



Poster 2: The Wedding!



Poster 3: The Honeymoon Night!

Cunning use of visual imagery.

THIS: Is "Blizzcon".

It's a place where no-life ugly spods go to talk about their "virtual life" in the game "World Of Warcraft".

World of Warcraft is a "game" where these spods spend 15 pounds a month. Maybe even more if they have an "alt" account, when they should be leaving the house, doing something less boring instead, and socialising with "real" people. Instead of cybering with some elf priestess who is, in reality, some bald, fat 45 year old virgin.


THIS: Is ace photojournalist, Frank West.

Frank has covered wars, you know. He also must realise how shit WoW is.

As you can see, here he is, making his way towards Blizzcon's entrance, smacking any spoddy fuck that gets in the way with a frying pan.


Nice one, Frank. We've hidden a nice katana up on one of the canopies, and there's an Uzi up up on one of the ledges somewhere too.

Go kick their shit right in the fuck, we're with you every step of the way.

Excuse for lack of posting

My whole area was hit by catastrophic floods! I can't possibly come up with humourous rants while I'm literally gasping for every last drop of drinkable water!

OK, ok... I live on high ground, so I'm not flooded, and although we actually haven't had tap water for a week or so, there are huge tanks on every street corner, so I'm not dying of thirst.

I'm just being a lazy cunt and yet again am not sure what to post about.

So here's a picture of Norris McWhirter.