DS Painting game review!

Call me an idiotic cretin, but I love the idea of painting games on the DS, what an EXCELLENT concept, made even better by the DS stylus control!

The peoples at Stupid Fucking Customers don't though, as you can plainly see by Phorenzik's vicious panning of Paint By DS.

It's a shame really, because if he'd had researched a little bit deeper, he would of found another painting game in the "Zen Series" line he may have liked...


Yes! Paint by Vigo! An excellent bit of software where you get to paint an EXACT REPLICA of the possessed painting of Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters II!


Here is me at the start of the game. It gives me a rough line drawing to work on as a guideline, whilst in the top screen, I'm getting "expert advice" from Dr. Janosz Poha.


As you can see here, I've started work around the eyes and nose, and shit. For some kind of art expert, Janosz is a bit crap. All he cares about is going on about how wonderful Vigo is, and can't be arsed to give me any top tips on how to blend my colours more realistically.


Now we're fucking getting somewhere. As I paint in more detail, instead of getting Johnny Foriegner spouting gibberish at me, The ghost of Vigo himself comes to give his opinion! I'm not sure if he likes my rendition of him or not.


I've nearly finished the painting, but Vigo's gone all fucked up looking! I'm getting the distinct impression I may have done something a bit wrong and he's a bit pissed off at me, but I'm not sure what. Vigo isn't the most talkative despotic ruler of Carpathia I've ever met.

SCORE: Paint By Vigo is a great game, I would recommend it to anyone. 94%.

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART EIGHT

Crappy watermarked photos edition!










And thats your lot! There were other pics I was trying to get my hands on, but the cunt I know with the Rexfeatures account never fucking got back to me. So you'll just have to make do with seeing the thumbnails, here. Some great shots, I'm sure you'll agree, including some very dodgy photos with Johnathan King! Remember him? he did "Entertainment USA"!

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART SEVEN!

If I'd had done an update post a day, It would have been going a whole week by now...









One more (not as good as this one) update follows!

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART SIX!

These ones are hardly the best quality, either. I may be leaving the best until last though. Or I might be dragging this out because I'm a cunt.












Almost there!

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART FIVE!

Sorry, this lot is a bit crappier than the rest. But it's not like I HAVE to d this crap, you know.











More! To! Come!

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART FOUR!

Actual images, stolen from somewhere else of Betty actually performing this year instead of writing tat for crap pop bands!









Still a few more parts to go! I could stretch this all out for a fair while!

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART THREE!

There will be more. Oh yes. There will be more.

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART TWO!

Stay tuned for fuck knows how many more photos!

BETTY BOO UPDATE: PART ONE!

You know, all of this is going to be nowhere near as good as your hyped up minds think it will be. As long as you all know that. Let's begin!

Yes, I have so much material that It just possibly cant fit into one post, so here's the first, for people to lazy or stupid to use a simple search engine... Betty videos! A whole playlist of them. Some of the songs are on here twice, but there's a reason, oh yes.

[Edit: I originally intended to have an embedded YouTube player here, but because some people are cunts and wont let their videos play in embedded players, I have to give you a shit link, instead!]

Click here!

Mentski.co.uk salutes: VIGO THE CARPATHIAN!

TOP VIGO FACTS!

1) On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, He sat on a throne of blood!

2) Vigo enjoyed an unnaturally long life which came to an equally unnatural end when he was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hanged, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered by his own people. As his severed head lay dying, it prophesied that "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

3) Vigo's full name is Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf. He was also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. Despite rumours to the contrary, He was never known as "Vigo the Butch".

4) You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


Coming Soon:

NOT the Betty Boo update.

But I thought I'd show you the weirdest pic I found whilst scanning all the search engines. This one goes out to Robosel.


Quite.

Random Angry Post 1: Computer using idiots.

Over the last 10 or so years, computers have got increasingly easy to use. "But whats wrong with that?", you may say.

BECAUSE IT LETS THE FUCKWITS IN.

Surfing the Internet now gives me a FUCKING MIGRAINE. It never used to be like this! Back in the old days, sure, you'd get the odd troll, and twat, and Apple user (who have had their hands held since the 80's, lets face it, If Steve Jobs asked a Mac user if he wanted his cock held so he could piss straight, he probably wouldn't say no).

The more technology becomes accessible, the more idiots turn up. Look at this graph.



It all starts with AOL in the mid 1990's, embracing USENET and the web, and the launch of Windows 95. That's what gets that idiot ball rolling, then subsequent versions of Windows get more and more idiot friendly. By 2001, we get XP, with an interface that looks like its been designed by Fisher fucking Price... Now we have Vista, which finalises Microsoft's "Applefication" to easy use software.

The result: Millions of cretins wasting precious bandwidth unleashing their brainfarts on the Internet, which could be put to better use (downloading porn, for example). Take a look at the comments section on any popular Youtube video, and I'll give you a biscuit if your brain doesn't explode from within a few pages in.

Go on, do it now. I'll wait.

Finished?

Want to shoot them all dead? Good... Good.

Ease of use is a double-edged sword, too. Not only does it completely ruin the Internet, but now, it's becoming increasingly hard for people to have total control of their systems, what does what, what goes where, etc. Nowadays if you don't have your PC with your HD all in one partition, letting the OS decide where you put your video/audio/pictures/porn, you're in a constant battle, telling every piece of software that automatically assumes it's all in one place that you work in a different way to all these idiotic sheep.

If it wasn't for the fact most software I use doesn't have native ports (And I don't want to catch PC-AIDS), I swear, I'd move to Linux.

See, this what happens...

When certain... people... DEMAND I update the site.

I got nothing! Well, not enough to make some post about. I'm creatively bankrupt, have no new photos of charity muggers to shame (and noone else has sent me any, either, but what can I expect with a readership of approximately 10)

I DO however, have more photos of Betty Boo. Which I will not be posting quite yet, because I'm intending to do some kind of Boo-Mega-Update sometime later, with more material than you can shake your stick at.

Oh, OK... here's a little preview!