Sorry. There are no new updates regarding Betty Boo this week.

Tony’s Wank Ride, more like.

The only reason I liked playing the original is because I could perform ridiculously long impressive stunt combos while sitting on my arse like the fat bastard I am.

Why the fuck would I want to emulate real skateboard tricks on a piece of expensive plastic?

So, Sony Europe with only 6 weeks to go before the release of Ghostbusters The Videogame, have managed to secure a Playstation timed exclusive. That’s nice.

Bare in mind, that in the NTSC using countries over that there Atlantic Ocean, this game is still coming out as planned, on all formats, in the same week.

Now there is an obvious reason why Sony are doing this, they want more PS3s selling, and by getting an exclusive of this kind, the only way you get to play the game is by, shock horror, getting a PS3.

Now… This might have worked, say, if this exclusivity deal was global, or it had been announced nice and in advance, you may have got me to splash the extortionate amount that is needed to buy a PS3. But at the 11th hour? And only in PAL territories?

No. Fuck off, Sony. Seriously… Just fuck off.

I’ve waited too fucking long as it is. I’m not waiting anymore, and I now hate Sony even more than I already did.

Looks like its going to be import time! Get a copy from the States. What’s that you say? It might be region locked? Well if it is, I could import a arcade model NTSC 360 and the game for 100 quid cheaper than it would cost to buy a fucking PS3!

…Or I could just import the PC version. Oh, wait a minute. Why bother importing a PC version when I could just pirate it off the internet?

Well done, Sony. Instead of making money off me (which they still would have even if I bought a copy on any format, it’s their licensed property, after all), now I’m just going to bootleg the fucker, so NOBODY FUCKING WINS.

BRAVO, SONY. BRAVO.