It’s badly put together, but looking at some of the other people on the friends list and the photos on there I’m pretty sure this is her Official MySpace page!

And I’m in her top friends list!

I am Daddy Cool! If not a slightly sad 32 year old Daddy Cool that couldn’t let go of a teenage crush! But who’s laughing now, eh?

HAHAHAHAHAH! (Me.)

• A gibbon on guitar, playing the intro to Dire Straits’ Money For Nothing.

• An orangutan on a Hammond organ, playing the intro to Procol Harem’s Whiter Shade of Pale.

• A chimpanzee on guitar, playing the intro to Issac Hayes’ Theme from Shaft.

• Phil Collins, swinging from a tree and playing with his cock at inappropriate times.

Heres my quick plug for The Wonderful World of Videogame Retail, yet another blog dedicated to the shit those poor sods at games shops have to suffer.

I went into the shop he worked at a few weeks ago only to see him getting some serious shit from some idiot or other, who’d ordered something of the company website, had not got it, and instead of phoning the right department, decided to go to the local shop to rant and rave like a lunatic, like they have any control over what happened.

After this little tirade I handed him a link to Stupid Fucking Customers, to show that he certainly wasn’t alone in his game retail hell. Which has obviously led him to doing his own.

I’d go into further detail about things, but I think its best I leave the talking to him, in case I mention names and shit that could get him fired.

As much of a cunt as I am, He and his missus had a nipper last year… If anyone should be responsible for publishing potential sueable/firable material, it should be himself.