Videogame movies: A review.


Oh dear. Oh deary, deary me.


You are kidding right?


Well done. Really, yes. lovely. Would you like a badge? would you? A “worst idea for a film ever” badge? Well, I can only give you half of it, because the other half goes to…


Don’t go there. Don’t EVER fucking go there. If you DARE fucking go there anywhere near me, prepare for the worst, you fuck.


Take a videogame with live action sequences, acted by ESTABLISHED artists, and then go make a film with FREDDIE PRINZE JR AND MATTHEW LILLARD. Three words, people – SCOOBY FUCKING DOO.

You shouldn’t have the right to breathe, let alone make movies


The only reason people played the game was because of polygon breasts.
The only reason anyone would watch this crap was because of real breasts.


Well done Paul, 2/2, You talentless hack.


CAN’T. STOP. BANGING. MY. HEAD. AGAINST. THE. WALL. BLEEDING. NOW. LOOSING. COSDMOGE£RGME…………….. sfgnhewg…..

Posted on October 26th, 2005 by Mentski

A tribute to the return of Joe Mangel

Oh Joe you should of never left.

It’s a shame Joe Scully got sacked for being a drugged up fuck, Mangel would of smacked him down like the fake joe he is.

Posted on October 24th, 2005 by Mentski