My middle name is Whacky!!

Im favus and im grate (Yesterday)

Hello everyone! It looks like UK:R isn't the ONLY blog on the planet to bring in some much needed new blood so everyone can go, "Fuck me! this guy is shit!! why are you letting post on your blog?" well the truth is this, I have Mentski's children and he isn't getting them back out of the draw under my bed unless he lets me post my pointless crap on his website! I am a photoshop GOD you may remember me from Toaster porn, i did that! that was me, i was famous on the internet for 5 minutes! and I want my other 10. Also i did have a blog which started being about my RSI (which went away) and ended up slagging off all the people i work with. I have since discovered that when you do this, you can get fired - So I quickly deleted it.


I am going to be a media whore! I am going to write a funny ITV2 sketch show, and I'm going to fuck your mum, as soon as i can be bothered. I might even write a bit about some games or the popstar from the 80s I have a crush on! CAROL DECKER! she waaaaay hotter than Betty Boo.


See you around!!