Don't say I didn't call it!

ASSASSINS CREED = SHIT.

Very much like Jade "Not a Frag Doll" Raymond, It's slightly pretty, but just hasn't got anything worthwhile to give.

Not that it wont sell shitloads, Ubisoft are still pimping Jade out to every geek-media outlet that will drool in her general direction. But give it a few weeks and it'll be clogging up every second hand shelf in every Game/Gamestation in the country.

A bit like how Halo 3 is.