Stupid Fucking Customers shot dead outside Samuel L Jackson's house.
Oh dear, It seems our comrades at Stupid Fucking Customers have disappeared!
Why? Who knows. Maybe Talk Talk's legal department had "words" with blogger and took them down in a bad way.
I wouldn't be suprised... Talk Talk are fucking shit. As are their parent company, the Carphone Warehouse. I know someone who works in a local branch, he's a bit of a tit.
(And Charles Dunstone has a monkeys name.)
Or maybe their fat yacht buying boss found out.
Or maybe they got bored.
If they'd like to give reason in this here comments section go right ahead, especially if theres naughty shenanigans involved.
Why? Who knows. Maybe Talk Talk's legal department had "words" with blogger and took them down in a bad way.
I wouldn't be suprised... Talk Talk are fucking shit. As are their parent company, the Carphone Warehouse. I know someone who works in a local branch, he's a bit of a tit.
(And Charles Dunstone has a monkeys name.)
Or maybe their fat yacht buying boss found out.
Or maybe they got bored.
If they'd like to give reason in this here comments section go right ahead, especially if theres naughty shenanigans involved.
posted by Mentski at 10:10 AM
13 Comments:
Our boss found the blog. Someone squealed on us. I don't work there anymore.
I feel pretty ashamed at the moment. I did over 5 years there and it all came down to this.
I know some of the stuff I blogged about was bad, but a lot was over exaggerated for comedic effect and lots of stuff was made up entirely. I thought everyone knew this.
My boss had every right to be annoyed, but he definately missed the point with a lot of it. It's hard to convey emotion through words sometimes. I think he read too much into some of the posts and assumed malicious attacks on his character that I simply did not mean to convey. It was a joke that went a bit too far.
I think the post that seemed to annoy him the most was the 'top tips at work' section. I did something about stealing a quid from the till. This was entirely made up. I've never stolen anything from there because it's not in my nature to do so. I may be a lot of things, but a thief certainly isn't one of them. I even remember doing something in the comments section about me not actually stealing anything and that the post was made up. I have a strange sense of humour that some people just don't get.
Basically, my boss now thinks that I was shit, was always shit and always will be shit. The truth of the matter is that the only thing I really did wrong, was blog about the stuff that annoys me.
I could go on forever about who was wrong and who was wrong. The fact is that my boss was in the wrong with certain working conditions. I moaned about them, went too far, and lost my job.
I want to forget about things now and move on.
No!
A sad day for us all Phoreznik, any thoughts of starting a new blog or do you want out for a while?
That is a real damn shame, man. All because of a bit of exaggeration for comedic effect.
Which EVERYONE does. Thats how jokes fucking work.
Bugger.
I'll do another blog at some point. I need a new job first. Most of my time is being spent on job searching at the moment so it might be a while before I start one.
I'm really sorry to hear about that Phorenzik, you could do a "jobsearch" blog! it would be desolate and horrible... I've been there its shit! my blog is in hiatus for the time being, as i have a new job and my colleagues have found out about my blog, i am keeping it schtum for the time being, but it WILL return...
Tits, that's shit news.
Stupid Fucking Customers gone, but shite like kocktaku continues? What a fucking world.
Kotaku baffles me, yesterday I was banned from commenting after calling Brian "King of the Fluffpeice" Ashcraft on the shittest article, ever...
Red mushrooms with white spots like in Mario really exist! Yeah, I thought that was pretty much common fucking knowledge, too.
Never mind, this blog is better than SFC anyway! Just don't sell out and appear on newsnow Mentski.
Better? I barely ever update. Ever. I hate blogging.
Also, I live for the day I finally sell out and laugh my way to the bank.
Due to that of course, Sod's law dictates it will never happen, making me more bitter, cynical, and hateful than ever.
Big shame, read the entire blog when I found it. Please for the love of god bring it back, told all my mates about it, now its gone they think I am mad.
Damn - glad I found this post... was wondering where SFC went as I'm in a very similar job... best of luck with your search, get out of retail while you can!
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