HAT/NO HAT/NO HAT/HAT - OFFICAL RULEBOOK: 1.0
HOW TO PLAY
Score more than your friends by calling out the status of people's heads.
SCORING
NO HAT - Points: 0
Due to absence of headwear is considered the social norm, pointing out "No hat" scores no points. but is actively encouraged in the spirit of the game. After all, why point out just hats. That's just silly.
HAT - Points: 1
If It's a hat, It scores a point. Caps also count as "hat". Turbans of a significant mass equal to or greater than a hat are counted as "hat", however, headscarves and bandannas are CERTAINLY NOT "hat". Helmets are also not "hat", as they are SAFETY HEADGEAR, Hard Hats, despite also being under this category, ARE allowed, due to their name.
Bonus "hat" points can be scored by:-
a) Standing within 5 meter radius of the wearer, pointing, and shouting "HAT!", for 1 bonus point.
b) Following the hat wearer as close as possible, mimicking their actions, at a rate of 1 point every 30 seconds.
BONUS/ADDITIONAL/OPTIONAL SCORING
BEARD - Points: 2
"Beard" may be called only when the beard in question is of significant length and bushiness. any growth under 1 inch is considered "bumfluff". "Bumfluff" scores 0 points.
PIE! - Points: 3
Can be called when either a savoury pie, or an image of a savoury pie, is present. Drawing a picture of a pie just to call "pie!" is considered cheating, as is calling "pie!" in a shop that sells pies, and results in loss of all previous points, and a forfeit. Other savoury baked goods, such as pasties, and sausage rolls are NOT "pie!", and neither are sweet pies, such as apple and cherry, as they are considered gay, and a pox on humanity.
TOUPÉE - Points: 4
Evidence of toupée must be seen. Ill fitting toupée, colour mismatching, etc. Female wigs also count, but ONLY wigs. Other fake hair, such as extensions and clip-ons DO NOT.
REVEALED TOUPÉE - Points: 8
A rare occurrence. Requires REVEALING EVIDENCE of toupée, such as a gust of wind, or visible slippage.
EXCEPTIONALLY REVEALED TOUPÉE - Points: 12
This requires the caller to physically knock the toupée off themselves. Bonus points can be awarded via peer judgement for grace, style and originality, up to a total of 25 points.
ADVANCED COMBO SCORING
A combo is achieved by pointing out more than one thing about someone. A combo will multiply the amount of points by the amount of legally pointable objects on their person.
For example:
NO HAT + BEARD
0 + 2 x 2 = 4 points
(This combo is considered cheap, due to the use of "No Hat" to increase the multiplier, and has led to public debagging in the past, use in caution, and make sure you are wearing clean underwear)
HAT + BEARD + (hes holding a) PIE!
1 + 2 + 3 x 3 = 9 points!
HAT/5 MIN FOLLOW BONUS/POINTING BONUS + BEARD
12 + 2 x 2 = 28 Points!
(Note that the bonus points awarded with hat are NOT considered as extra links in the combo chain)
Remember to chain combos for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Score more than your friends by calling out the status of people's heads.
SCORING
NO HAT - Points: 0
Due to absence of headwear is considered the social norm, pointing out "No hat" scores no points. but is actively encouraged in the spirit of the game. After all, why point out just hats. That's just silly.
HAT - Points: 1
If It's a hat, It scores a point. Caps also count as "hat". Turbans of a significant mass equal to or greater than a hat are counted as "hat", however, headscarves and bandannas are CERTAINLY NOT "hat". Helmets are also not "hat", as they are SAFETY HEADGEAR, Hard Hats, despite also being under this category, ARE allowed, due to their name.
Bonus "hat" points can be scored by:-
a) Standing within 5 meter radius of the wearer, pointing, and shouting "HAT!", for 1 bonus point.
b) Following the hat wearer as close as possible, mimicking their actions, at a rate of 1 point every 30 seconds.
BONUS/ADDITIONAL/OPTIONAL SCORING
BEARD - Points: 2
"Beard" may be called only when the beard in question is of significant length and bushiness. any growth under 1 inch is considered "bumfluff". "Bumfluff" scores 0 points.
PIE! - Points: 3
Can be called when either a savoury pie, or an image of a savoury pie, is present. Drawing a picture of a pie just to call "pie!" is considered cheating, as is calling "pie!" in a shop that sells pies, and results in loss of all previous points, and a forfeit. Other savoury baked goods, such as pasties, and sausage rolls are NOT "pie!", and neither are sweet pies, such as apple and cherry, as they are considered gay, and a pox on humanity.
TOUPÉE - Points: 4
Evidence of toupée must be seen. Ill fitting toupée, colour mismatching, etc. Female wigs also count, but ONLY wigs. Other fake hair, such as extensions and clip-ons DO NOT.
REVEALED TOUPÉE - Points: 8
A rare occurrence. Requires REVEALING EVIDENCE of toupée, such as a gust of wind, or visible slippage.
EXCEPTIONALLY REVEALED TOUPÉE - Points: 12
This requires the caller to physically knock the toupée off themselves. Bonus points can be awarded via peer judgement for grace, style and originality, up to a total of 25 points.
ADVANCED COMBO SCORING
A combo is achieved by pointing out more than one thing about someone. A combo will multiply the amount of points by the amount of legally pointable objects on their person.
For example:
NO HAT + BEARD
0 + 2 x 2 = 4 points
(This combo is considered cheap, due to the use of "No Hat" to increase the multiplier, and has led to public debagging in the past, use in caution, and make sure you are wearing clean underwear)
HAT + BEARD + (hes holding a) PIE!
1 + 2 + 3 x 3 = 9 points!
HAT/5 MIN FOLLOW BONUS/POINTING BONUS + BEARD
12 + 2 x 2 = 28 Points!
(Note that the bonus points awarded with hat are NOT considered as extra links in the combo chain)
Remember to chain combos for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
posted by Mentski at 3:20 AM
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I invented the EXACT same hat/pie/wig thing game ages ago. You must've burgled my brain and pinched it.
I do actually have a beard game where I rate the quality of beards on TV out of 10. Rather disturbingly, I play it alone too.
Is this game available on Wii, XBOX 360 or PS3? I'm very confused. Will I need new controllers to fully appreciate it?
Its on a very special game platform. It's called "Real Life". It has infinite bits!
Try it some time!
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