Saturday, July 07, 2007

Random Angry Post 1: Computer using idiots.

Over the last 10 or so years, computers have got increasingly easy to use. "But whats wrong with that?", you may say.

BECAUSE IT LETS THE FUCKWITS IN.

Surfing the Internet now gives me a FUCKING MIGRAINE. It never used to be like this! Back in the old days, sure, you'd get the odd troll, and twat, and Apple user (who have had their hands held since the 80's, lets face it, If Steve Jobs asked a Mac user if he wanted his cock held so he could piss straight, he probably wouldn't say no).

The more technology becomes accessible, the more idiots turn up. Look at this graph.



It all starts with AOL in the mid 1990's, embracing USENET and the web, and the launch of Windows 95. That's what gets that idiot ball rolling, then subsequent versions of Windows get more and more idiot friendly. By 2001, we get XP, with an interface that looks like its been designed by Fisher fucking Price... Now we have Vista, which finalises Microsoft's "Applefication" to easy use software.

The result: Millions of cretins wasting precious bandwidth unleashing their brainfarts on the Internet, which could be put to better use (downloading porn, for example). Take a look at the comments section on any popular Youtube video, and I'll give you a biscuit if your brain doesn't explode from within a few pages in.

Go on, do it now. I'll wait.

Finished?

Want to shoot them all dead? Good... Good.

Ease of use is a double-edged sword, too. Not only does it completely ruin the Internet, but now, it's becoming increasingly hard for people to have total control of their systems, what does what, what goes where, etc. Nowadays if you don't have your PC with your HD all in one partition, letting the OS decide where you put your video/audio/pictures/porn, you're in a constant battle, telling every piece of software that automatically assumes it's all in one place that you work in a different way to all these idiotic sheep.

If it wasn't for the fact most software I use doesn't have native ports (And I don't want to catch PC-AIDS), I swear, I'd move to Linux.

3 Comments:

Blogger dw2k6 said...

Where is the Betty Boo update?

10:07 PM  
Blogger Mentski said...

There is a damn good reason why I'm waiting. It's to do with someone with an account to certain press photo archives. So be patient, dammit!

5:38 PM  
Blogger RoboSel said...

Put Betty BooP on as well!

6:13 PM  

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