Mentski.co.uk salutes: VIGO THE CARPATHIAN!
TOP VIGO FACTS!
1) On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, He sat on a throne of blood!
2) Vigo enjoyed an unnaturally long life which came to an equally unnatural end when he was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hanged, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered by his own people. As his severed head lay dying, it prophesied that "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."
3) Vigo's full name is Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf. He was also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. Despite rumours to the contrary, He was never known as "Vigo the Butch".
4) You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
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posted by Mentski at 6:11 PM
5 Comments:
You fucking SUCK
there is no WAY this update coming up will live up to the hype, you have over egged the custard so much here, you've got a bowl of rotten stinking eggs... Don't let us down!
Blame everyone else who moaned for it. its only a load of photos for cying out load.
PS: Thank you hickens. I loev you too.
Vigo Rules!
The only thing better than Vigo is Betty Boo. The forthcoming Boo update will knock your socks off, make your tummy feel all fluffy and enlarge your cock to mammoth porportions. It'll also probably make a bit of spunk come out the end too.
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