IT'S TIME!

Damn right it's time! Time to RECLAIM THE FUCKING STREET!

And this is what you can do:

If one of these little fucks pisses you off, steps in your way, gets in your personal space - take a photo of them to be identified and shamed!


NOOO! Don't shake her hand! don't seal the deal, give that money DIRECT to charity, you twat!

Some people would consider taking photos of them and sticking them on the Internet an invasion of privacy, or something. Funny, I could say the same about these fucks annoying me when I'm trying to go about my business. Do you see?

The crazy thing is, so many of these fuckers seem blissfully unaware of how annoying they are... Take a look at this little fuck. Oh, boo hoo! you only make a tenner an hour! And the WORST thing is when someone blanks you! Aww. You poor FUCKING ARROGANT ATTENTION STARVED TWATHAWK.


This guy was seriously the worst offender this week, I'm surprised he didn't get an utter slapping. Look at him "Striking a pose" there, in an attempt to "impress" a "lady".

Here's the fucking lowdown to you fucking cunts that are in this line of work.

1) You, and more importantly the company you are working off, are PROFITEERING OFF CHARITY. To me, that is just FUCKING LOW. Lower than a snakes bollocks low. It chills me to the bottom of my very soul that the human race has (d)evolved into such self-absorbed cunts that the amount of people who volunteer is next to none, and the charities have no other choice BUT to hire you. By taking these jobs, that notion is just going to fucking persist. It's and endless circle of utter cuntdom.

2) Every fucking one of you I come across is a PESTILENT, IRRITATING FUCKING WANKBAG, that thinks it OK that, despite the fact I'm slowly walking in a line away from you, completely avoiding eye contact, with a pair of headphones on, you have some god given right to step directly into my fucking path waving your hand in my face! And you can't use any fucking excuse... because I see you fucking clocking me 20 meters down the street to approach me, you have plenty of time to realise that I'm obviously not fucking interested and abort.

Fuck it, as a special bonus, I'm not limiting this to Charity Muggers either, those cunts that try to sell you mobile contracts, ambulance chasers... If any fucker annoys you on the street, let me know!

If you don't like being harassed by phone, junk mail, or fax, you have the TPS, MPS, and FPS. But in the street, there's no official channel. Air your grievance here, lets BRING THE FUCKING NOISE.