Frag Doll 2.0

Recently, the lovely UK Resistance posted some pictures of Assassins Creed "Producer", Jade Raymond, paraded around in a photoshoot remeniscent of a WB Teen Drama.

Now you might of noticed I put "Producer" in inverted commas up there. Mainly because after seeing "Ubisofts Jade Raymond" being used so fucking frequently on every game site ever recently, I have no doubt in my opinion that shes nothing more than a pretty propaganda mouthpeice that Ubisoft parade out to the media everywhere.

Sounds very familiar to another product of that company, doesn't it? But because she has a better job title, you are all lapping it up like FUCKING IDIOTS.

Call me sexist if you want all you like, but I'll just tell you to fuck off. I'm a cynical cunt, and this new phase of Ubisoft media prostitution is just the thing that sets that side of me off. Now, apparently Jade has actual proper credentials in her CV, and if thats so, wouldn't it be a far better thing for her (and the whole "women in the industry" thing as a whole), to put her nose to the grindstone and actually make sure the product is better than anything ever, and less of the media whoring.

Don't say I didn't warn you if it turns out Assassins Creed turns out to be utter shite.