Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Videogame movies: A review.


Oh dear. Oh deary, deary me.


You are kidding right?


Well done. Really, yes. lovely. Would you like a badge? would you? A "worst idea for a film ever" badge? Well, I can only give you half of it, because the other half goes to...


Don't go there. Don't EVER fucking go there. If you DARE fucking go there anywhere near me, prepare for the worst, you fuck.


Take a videogame with live action sequences, acted by ESTABLISHED artists, and then go make a film with FREDDIE PRINZE JR AND MATTHEW LILLARD. Three words, people - SCOOBY FUCKING DOO.

You shouldn't have the right to breathe, let alone make movies


The only reason people played the game was because of polygon breasts.
The only reason anyone would watch this crap was because of real breasts.


Well done Paul, 2/2, You talentless hack.



CAN'T. STOP. BANGING. MY. HEAD. AGAINST. THE. WALL. BLEEDING. NOW. LOOSING. COSDMOGEĀ£RGME................. sfgnhewg.....

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